The sheer shamelessness of this floors me. Anyone want to suggest an alternative? I'm willing to pay a small subscription fee if necessary.
In the meantime, I have just about all of the photos on my hard drive.
P.S. My mouth still hurts like a bitch.
I had extremely mushy spaghetti and cottage cheese for dinner. It hurt to eat that.
This is one of the best unintentionally funny house listings I have ever read. Better still, the real estate agent has written captions that seem to be from another planet. "If you clear out all of the dead bodies and clean the blood, you'll enjoy a beautiful view!"
Seriously, you have to check this out. In the meantime, here are some pictures to whet your appetite.
Yes, that is a mannequin in a guard's uniform at the gate.
"This study has a great view of the patio and the pool. The hardwoods are amazing, and all of the book shelves would be hard to fill for most folks" NOT FOR THESE GUYS!
However, sometimes the comments are so lovely they have brought me to tears. So I'm posting a few. Feel free to skip. There's also a bunch on fanfiction.net.
Don't worry about not understanding what they're about.
ETA: If there seems to be a paucity of House stories, it's because all of the post-ep fics are in one place, and I removed "The Princess And The Peeved" from both sites.
( Stroking my ego )